You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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