I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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My penis needs a shock collar
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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