I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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