That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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