I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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