she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
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she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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