wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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