As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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