WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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