can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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