So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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