What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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