So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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