It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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