Soap is not a condiment
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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