what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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