There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize