with your own penis?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I wish there were birth control emojis
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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