I understand Curling. That high.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
