4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
