good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
pray to the hookup gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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