Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Small penises have feelings too.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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