I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
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Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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