Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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