kristin has been a bad kristin
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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