last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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