Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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