He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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