Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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