So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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