Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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