i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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