I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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