4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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