the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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