New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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