hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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