Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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