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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.

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• (661): View more from California

  Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  should my penis look like a turkey

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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  No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.

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