Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.