As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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