This girl is more easily done than said...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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