i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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