he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
