yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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