so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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