It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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