if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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