She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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