...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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