but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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