And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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