I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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