it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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