god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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