There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
what if I'm pregnant?
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"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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