Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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